I know it's really not even a "sea" cake until it has a few more shells.
And I do realize even if you omit the word "sea," Marie Antoinette really didn't even utter that phrase.
I'm sure you even noticed, that was not the former French Queen depicted in the figurine next to the cake either.
But don't you think it would make a lovely wedding cake topper anyway?
I'm so sorry. Turns out this post was yet another shameless self-promotion of my new vintage line over in my Etsy shop. I hope you don't mind. [Cake not included.]