The first question he asked Henri was something about what was the origin of our trip. Henri said we had just left to head back home from a visit with our daughters and grand kids. The officer asked Henri if we had any drugs in the trunk. Henri told him we didn't. Then the officer asked if we had any marijuana. (I guess that was just in case Henri didn't think marijuana was a drug.) Henri asked "You mean because of my ponytail?" The officer said "No, of course not." Henri assured him that we didn't have any marijuana. Then the officer asked if we were carrying any firearms with us. Again Henri told him no. After all the questions, the officer handed Henri a warning and explained that he pulled us over because he thought that Henri had been driving a little erratically.
If you're a regular reader, I'm sure you've seen Henri's ponytail before and a favorite tie dyed shirt that he always seems to have on whenever I take a picture of him. (I promise you, he actually has two of these, so it's really not the same shirt you see each time.) Well, of course he just happened to be wearing it again when we were pulled over. And, yes he's also wearing an earring in his left ear too. So I can see how the officer may have gotten the impression that we were pot smoking hippie freaks.
But here's something that may have helped give the officer a wrong impression too. Well, if you're reading this blog our license plate is self explanatory, but the good officer may have taken this as a brazen message of a criminal driving a flashy car. (This is the part that I explain that our Mercedes is actually 11 years old and we bought it used from a relative that gave us a really good deal on it. But it has become Henri's minor little passion and he takes delight in keeping it all polished up just like it was new.)
After getting over our initial surprise of this entire incident, after it was all over we actually had a really good laugh about it. We have great respect for police officers and realized that this officer was just following up on something that maybe looked a little out of place. And, the officer even had an excuse for why Henri's driving may have been a little erratic. It was because of Simon.
11 comments:
Those "Fearless" desperados are at it again!
Oh, Lili ~ This is just TOO MUCH!!!
I actually chuckled out loud and am STILL smiling!!!Really, you could't make up anything THIS funny! There is nothing worse than that pit of your stomach feeling when the blue lights are for YOU. I've only been pulled over twice....the last time was for going 42 in a 30....I'm a real Speedy Gonzalez! But I got off 'cuz of my "excellent record!" Just got home from my trip down South. I did all of the driving around Mississippi and because our rental car had Florida plates I felt conspicuous and like I needed to be extra careful about the speed. Man, people there drive FAST!!! Anyway, continued safe travels, you HIPPIES, you! {hee hee} xx P&H
Hi Lili, Interesting post . . poor Simon. Sort of scary too, hey, how were you able to get that pic . . pretty good. The license plate explains it all, funny. Sandy
Hilarious! This is the best "got a ticket" story that I have ever heard!!! You can tell this story a hundred times over and it can only get better every time!
Thanks for sharing this funny funny tale~~~
vicki
Well there you go - now we know the "real" reason for your trip - to confuse the police. LOL
OMG MOM....I almost peed my pants reading this...I can't even type I'm laughing so hard!!!!! I'm happy you made it home safely, I wonder what the officer's citation would have said if he would have pulled us over years ago in a VW Rabbit, 2 girls in the backseat, a pet taxi between us and a pea in your lap that Simon regurgitated on your leg as a homeless man is trying to hitch a ride with us!!!!!!! LOL!
BAD ole Simon!!! LOL!
Glad you are all "free" birds and not jail birds! hehe!
Kat :)
Obviously this is a case of profiling. I'd call Al Sharpton.
Smiles,
Lisa
Love your license plate!!!
The Fearless Maine Lobsters strike again under the guise of ' Super bird!' Tooooooooo hilarious Lili. Wonder if they'd pull me over for a pony tail and a tye died shirt. MInd you - what is it about men and their spotless cars???
xxx
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